A lesson In Headshots (or) How to piss off a Casting Director

Last Wednesday I had three auditions–two for commercials, and one for a play. Recent advances in technology have made the methodology for commercial auditions as such:

1. you walk in and sign the audition sheet

2. You get a Polaroid or digital shot taken

3. You fill out an info sheet with aforementioned photo attached

4. You audition.

This breaks the otherwise common practice of bringing a headshot and resume with you to commercial calls–a thing that is absolutely required for all other forms of auditioning. In my 7 years of reading for commercials, I have only once given a Casting Director a headshot, and she asked for it in advance. That all changed last Wednesday. I had to not only give them a headshot, but give them all of my headshots ie. the two I had on me. After this unusual Robbing of my last headshots, I had to run across town to catch another audition for a play that absolutely required a headshot. I was screwed. I had no way of getting another shot before the play reading.

“Can I have your headshot?” she asked.

The only thing I could do was shrug and give her a toothy smile.

That evening I sent an apologetic email about the situation, and she responded with a curt “did you get your callback time? It’s tomorrow at 3.” When I got to the callback I was greeted with a “Did you bring two headshots?” I gave them to her and she went into the other room, instructing me to wait. As she returned, she produced an 8×10 sheet of paper, handed it to me and said “I just want to let you know what I had to go through yesterday to keep you in the lineup.” I followed her into the audition room. She sat, and instructed me to “hold the drawing up for everyone to see the uncanny likeness.”

Judy Bowman Rendition of Karl

3 Responses to “A lesson In Headshots (or) How to piss off a Casting Director”

  1. cuomo Says:

    Dude, that’s fucking brilliant!!!!! You’re a rockstar, Jacoby!

    ciao
    MC

  2. Jeremy Says:

    A little more pale than I remember you – but close.

  3. nicolas Says:

    Oddly enough, I did a similar drawing of you around a few months ago. Mine was much less pumpkinlike :(

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